I dont actually know what my parents think I do on the internet
|patrick:||i wasn't going to hang out but i was going to say hi so i go downstairs and they're throwing bowling balls at the wall 'alright have a good one!'|
|pete:||classic 'i'm not judging you but i'm not sticking around' patrick|
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
I’ll take whatever he’s on.
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
I’m so pasty that the collective estates of Severus Snape and Casper the Friendly Ghost have sent me a cease and desist order.