stay beautiful. keep it ugly

fagbitch2007:

I dont actually know what my parents think I do on the internet

(via ill-interrogate-the-cat)

k-i-t-a-i:

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

i can almost hear yahoo regretting their investment

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That one teacher who talks faster than you can take notes…

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: thatsmrsfassbendertoyou)

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

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castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

casteilnovak:

sevenplusfour:

I’ll take whatever he’s on.

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casteilnovak:

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

I’m so pasty that the collective estates of Severus Snape and Casper the Friendly Ghost have sent me a cease and desist order.

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