i dont care about how annoying y’all fuckers think children are if i ever hear about you being needlessly mean or actually hurting a kid ill find you
I have a feeling that Scene would really like this stapler.
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?